I am feeling frustrated today! I have always hated my eyelashes. They are short, stubby, thin, broken and ugly. My brother has longer, fuller lashes than I do! I don’t like to wear falsies so I have been looking for some sort of natural eyelash growth stimulant if such a thing really exists (and I am starting to doubt it).

Anyway I read somewhere that emu oil is supposed to condition lashes and get them to grow longer. Blah. I have been putting this stuff from this freakish bird on my eyes for weeks and I haven’t seen any difference. I feel so stupid. This must be how bald men feel. Constantly looking for a cure and trying all sorts of useless treatments. I really don’t know what I am going to do.